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By MEGAN GRIGORIAN & KAY BOATNER
This week’s birthdays (Sept. 2 to Sept. 8)
The summer may be ending, but your party is just getting started. Don’t let homework get in the way of your good time. It’s your birthday and you’ll skip class if you want to.
Virgo (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)
Back-to-school time can be a little depressing…but only if you let it! Grab that cute guy who sits next to you in Bio and form a study group. Human anatomy is on the syllabus.
Libra (Sept. 23 to Oct. 22)
Your tan is fading as your schedule fills up. Catch a break and some of the last rays of summer by going to a soccer game with friends. Don’t bring your books!
Scorpio (Oct. 23 to Nov. 21)
Missing Mom’s home cooking? Skip Seaco and drag your roommate downtown for dinner. Good food and no Seaco smell…score!
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) So it’s the second week of school and your room is already a trash pit. Enlist your roommate’s help and clean up your space. Wow, who knew that carpet was there?
Capricorn (Dec. 22- Jan. 19)
No, you’re not the only person on campus with homework already. Welcome to college! Suck it up, get it done and enjoy your weekend.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)
Get a jump start on all that work that you’re already putting off. You’ll be happy when midterms roll around and you’re spending your nights in bed instead of at Trinkle.
Pisces (Feb. 19 to March 20)
Step outside of the air conditioning, put down the remote control, and
enjoy the last few weeks of warm weather. Grab some friends, throw a frisbee, and work up a good sweat!
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
We’re all excited to be back at school, but have some self-control. Don’t be “that girl” (or guy) at your friend’s party this Friday night.
Taurus (April 20 to May 20)
It’s time to branch out. You’re routine is not set in stone yet. Join a new club or make friends with that person sitting next to you to spice things up.
Gemini (May 21 to June 21)
Yes, your summer job just ended and you’re rolling in the dough. Save it! No one wants to listen to you whine or spot you $20 in November when you run out of money.
Cancer (June 22 to July 22)
Even though you’re out of reach from your parents, they still want to hear from you. Pick up the phone and give ‘em a call! Maybe there will be a care package in your future.
Leo (July 23 to Aug. 22)
Fighting with your friends? Take a break from the old group and expand your social horizons. But remember, one is silver and the other gold.