Just because you are spending the evening with your class doesn’t mean that they love you.
You don’t believe in Valentine’s Day, but it believes in you.
Write a poem for your baker. Make sure you include M&Ms.
Stop acting like you don’t like Valentine’s Day. We all know you plan to lay in bed eating chocolate all day.
All of your romantic endeavors will pay off in the best way possible. Sex.
Try to find a lover this year that isn’t one of your hands.
If you like it, put a ring on it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are alone, boo hoo.
You are more likely to learn how to fly than to find love abroad this summer.
Get a taste of your own bitterness with some dark chocolate.
Your crush is too nervous to show you love. Get a new crush.