Despite your receding hairline, your peers will still value you, until you are replaced.
Tasty treats will not replace your absence in the hearts of those who love you.
Less hair gel, dude.
Learn to keep your stomach under control, or at least your mouth.
Try doing yoga or some form of stress relief. You always look a little panicked.
Good ideas will come in the shower. Capitalize on them.
Maybe if you did your job better you wouldn’t be used as an example in class.
You have a secret admirer. It’s all of us.
Follow your heart. It will show you the way.
Dreams change. Graduation requirements don’t.
Maybe you should try being a little less shallow.