Stalking is not a pastime.
Just because a professor says he likes you does not mean you are actually friends.
Don’t get tunnel vision. Luck is in your periphery.
Just because she says she loves you when she’s drunk doesn’t make it true.
Just eat it. You know you want to.
Come back next week.
I promise you won’t get arrested.
Stop pretending like you aren’t interested in sex.
Keep telling yourself that you’re popular.
Please, do your laundry.
Disassociate yourself with people who have issues with incontinence.
I bet you are popular with 13-year-olds.