The Blue & Gray Press

The University of Mary Washington Student Newspaper

Horoscopes 2-21-13

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PISCES Stalking is not a pastime. GEMINI Just because a professor says he likes you does not mean you are actually friends.

PISCES

Stalking is not a pastime.

GEMINI

Just because a professor says he likes you does not mean you are actually friends.

VIRGO

Don’t get tunnel vision. Luck is in your periphery.

AQUARIUS

Just because she says she loves you when she’s drunk doesn’t make it true.

CANCER

Just eat it. You know you want to.

CAPRICORN

Come back next week.

ARIES

I promise you won’t get arrested.

LEO

Stop pretending like you aren’t interested in sex.

LIBRA

Keep telling yourself that you’re popular.

TAURUS

Please, do your laundry.

SCORPIO

Disassociate yourself with people who have issues with incontinence.

SAGITTARIUS

I bet you are popular with 13-year-olds.

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